THE EMPEROR HONORS THE HELIUS
In the Year of Our Lord 2025, there came to be the alliance no one knew they desired, yet everyone needed: that between the Court Council of Feudalesimo e Libertà and the Minstrels of Helius & Fabulae Constrictae!
From the syncretic encounter between the jesterly music of "Elio e le Storie Tese" and the miniaturist craft of the scribes of FeL, was born the most splendid and enviable tunic in all the Italian lands.
This shirt, previewed by the noble folk at the Concertozzo 2025, is now available to the entire plebe.
Every serf of the land, every supporter of the feudal cause, and even every listener of the bard with the vast supra-ocular fleece should possess one — for this Elio e le Storie Tese t-shirt is bound to become a relic against autotunage and dung-like music.
THE FINEST CHANTICLES ON THE BACK
- La Banda dei Diospiri
- Servi della Gleba
- Giovencuolo dallo Zoccolo di Tenue Ligno
- Selva Sempionensis
- Persiana Avvolgente
- Joanni Olmi (un membro delle pellicole moventi)
- Impiashtricciomo
- Fussi Gagliardo
- Messeri con la Scarsella
- Topppolinero®
TSHIRT SPECIFICATIONS
Material: 100% Organic Cotton
Front Print: 26x26 cm
Back Print: 35x26 cm
Style: Unisex with crew neck
Men’s Fit: European cut and tubular structure – Reinforced neckline
Women’s Fit: Tailored with side seams and fitted sleeves
Fabric Weight: 145 g/m²
A shirt worthy to be worn at every gathering, village fair, or amplified lute tournament.
